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Season 1 | Episode 8 | “Sex Ed” | Aired Mar 2, 2016

In case you need to know exactly which of teacher from Teachers‘ Fillmore Elementary School you are, take this quiz to find out.

It’s Monday morning. What do yo arrive at work wearing?

  1. All black, stained with the blood of your enemies

  2. Floral patterns that smell of desperation

  3. Long, flowy skirts, usually accessorized with assorted beads

  4. Slouchy leggings and something stolen from the lost-and-found bin.

  5. The same clothes you were wearing last night

  6. A headband, a strained smile, and the broken dreams of all your past relationships

When you address your coworkers, what are you mostly likely to call them?

  1. Ass-licking garbage people

  2. The unredeemed and the lost

  3. Corporate sheep

  4. Dude, bro … whatever

  5. Handsome, good lookin’, dreamy, or stud

  6. Their first and last name through gritted teeth

How do you feel about children?

  1. They need to learn the hard, cold truth of reality, and it’s your job to show them

  2. They are precious angels sent straight from heaven

  3. They are opportunities to promote your hippie agenda

  4. I mean, they’re okay, I guess. Yeah … they’re cute and stuff

  5. They are a great way to meet hot dads

  6. They don’t judge the number of cats you have

What’s your stance on interoffice romance?

  1. Gross. Who would go for any of these losers anyway?

  2. Do students’ parents count as “interoffice” romance?

  3. As long as they are gluten-, sugar-, and preservative-free vegans

  4. Hells yeah

  5. I am for romance, always

  6. No. It’s too soon to think about dating. I’ve only been broken up for 18 months

What club are you most likely to join at work?

  1. Krav Maga and Chinese-star throwing club

  2. Bible study and “great to wait” club

  3. Protests and rallies club

  4. Hydroponics and horticulture

  5. Singles club

  6. Single ladies’ support group

Mostly 1s—Adler

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Ms. Adler is tough and won’t take sh– from anybody, unless you’re a high school bully or her mom. Years of past emotional bullying have made her develop a tough outer shell, which she usually dresses in scary black outfits and leather accessories. She’s the first of the teachers to call folks out for being dumbasses. Because, let’s face it, they’re all dumbasses.

Mostly 2s—Bennigan

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Ms. Bennigan is sweet and naive and has a flair for mixing prints and textures. What she lacks in sexual experience, she makes up for in crippling insecurity and a pathological need to be liked. She’s quick to love and even quicker to attempt a sloppy kiss on a hot guy who was only simulating sexual intercourse.

Mostly 3s—Cannon

Teachers on TVLandMs. Cannon is in tune with the natural world around her, except others’ social cues when they become annoyed at her incessant talk about being a vegan. She believes in fairness and tolerance, but she won’t wear store-bought deodorant, and she’s super-prone to mob mentality. She’s not afraid to poop in your desk.

Mostly 4s—Feldman

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Ms. Feldman has all the chill. She likes to connect to people on the realest level possible and tries to stay as mellow as possible. She doesn’t let anything fluster her, whether it be nonexistent eyebrows, a runaway kid in the ceiling ducts, or just a little sexual fantasy involving Cheech and Chong. She’s mostly likely to call you “dude”—and mean it.

Mostly 5s—Snap

Teachers on TVLandMs. Snap is thirsty, but in a (mostly) classy way. She’s got a banging bod and a healthy libido and often can’t be bothered with the gross children who just don’t understand her dazzle. She can be a queen bee when she wants, but she’s mostly paying attention to your boyfriend. And she’s not above janitors. She just wants to be loved … for the night.






Mostly 6s—Watson

Teachers on TVLandMs. Watson is a fragile soul who gave her heart to her one true love … then had it decimated when he broke up with her. She channels her muted rage into crafts and ridiculous hobbies so she doesn’t have to face a life of loneliness and destitution. She has to wear a mouthguard to sleep, and she often wakes up with fingernail imprints on her palms. She’s prone to aggressive crying and unexplained catatonia.




Teachers airs Wednesdays at 10:30 p.m. on TV Land.

TV Families | EW.com
Mark Harris
February 23, 1990 AT 05:00 AM EST

The Bradys are back, with a passel of 90’s hassles. Do they represent the typical American Family? Did they ever? Who does? Stare and compare!

Kind Of Family
TheBradyBunch 1969-74: Blended
The Bradys 1990-: Enormous
Married…With Children 1987-: Postnuclear
Thirtysomething 1987-: Extended
The Flintstones 1960-66: Modern Stone Age

Family Pet
The Brady Bunch: Tiger
The Bradys: Alice
Married…With Children: Buck
Thirtysomething: Grendel
The Flintstones: Dino

Typical Guest Star
The Brady Bunch: Davey Jones
The Bradys: There’s no room
Married…With Children: Sam Kinison
Thirtysomething: Carly Simon
The Flintstones: Ann Margrock

Expression Of Joy
The Brady Bunch: Groovy!
The Bradys: Ritual hugging
Married…With Children: ”Oh, great.”
Thirtysomething: ”Of course I’m happy for you. Really. But what about me? Why does it always have to be about you?
The Flintstones: ”Yabba-dabba doo

Expression Of Rage

The Brady Bunch: ”Hmmm…”
The Bradys: ”If you back away from something you really want, then you’re a quitter!” (the angriest any Brady has ever been)
Married…With Children: ”Aaagh, God, take me from this miserable life!”
Thirtysomething: ”I’m not angry, OK?”
The Flintstones: ”Willllmaaaa!”

Typical Problem
The Brady Bunch: Marcia and her rival both want to be the prom queen.
The Bradys: Bobby gets paralyzed.
Married…With Children: Al doesn’t buy his family Christmas presents.
Thirtysomething: Nancy gets cancer.
The Flintstones: Fred and Barney are staying out too late.

Typical Solution
The Brady Bunch: The prom committee decides to have two queens.
The Bradys: Bobby gets married.
Married…With Children: They hate him.
Thirtysomething: If only we knew…
The Flintstones: Wilma and Betty decide to follow them.

House Style
The Brady Bunch: Conservative but mod, circa ’69
The Bradys: Conservative but mod, circa ’90
Married…With Children: Roach motel
Thirtysomething: Enviable
The Flintstones: Suburban cave

Clothing Style
The Brady Bunch: Early Osmonds
The Bradys: Made in the USA
Married…With Children: Flammable fabrics
Thirtysomething: Eclectic earth tones; nice ties
The Flintstones: One-piece

Most Annoying Character
The Brady Bunch: Alice’s cousin Emma, the substitute housekeeper (too strict)
The Bradys: Marcia’s husband, Wally (chronically unemployable)
Married…With Children: Steve (supercilious)
Thirtysomething: Ellyn (goes through Hope’s drawers, babbles, changes hairstyle every other week, generally mistreats her friends)
The Flintstones: Mr. Slate (bossy)

Attitude Toward Sex
The Brady Bunch: Never heard of it
The Bradys: Omigod — even Cindy does it!
Married…With Children: Peg: Yes. Al: No.
Thirtysomething: They didn’t get all those kids by accident.
The Flintstones: Prehistoric

How Spouses Fight
The Brady Bunch: They don’t.
The Bradys: Infrequently, but it happens
Married…With Children: Tooth and nail
Thirtysomething: They stop talking
The Flintstones: Fred and Barney go bowling while Wilma and Betty max out their charge cards.

How Kids Get Into Trouble
The Brady Bunch: Greg takes a puff of a cigarette.
The Bradys: Carol’s grandson steals her business cards and sticks them in the spokes of Bobby’s wheelchair.
Married…With Children: By committing felonies
Thirtysomething: Ethan plays with a forbidden toy rocket.
The Flintstones: They don’t.

How They’re Punished

The Brady Bunch: ”It’s not what you did, honey — it’s that you couldn’t come to us.”
The Bradys ”Next time, ask.”
Married…With Children: By the authorities
Thirtysomething: It blows up in his face.
The Flintstones: They’re not.

What Family Does For Fun
The Brady Bunch: Takes special three-part vacations to Hawaii and the Grand Canyon
The Bradys: Has flashbacks
Married…With Children: Exchanges insults
Thirtysomething: Talks
The Flintstones: Attends showings of The Monster at the Bedrock Drive-In

Unsolved Mysteries
The Brady Bunch: How exactly did Carol’s first husband and Mike’s first wife die?
The Bradys: What’s with Marcia’s new face and Bobby’s blonde hair
Married…With Children: What kind of hair spray does Peg use?
Thirtysomething: Why did Nancy take Elliot back? What do Gary and Susanna see in each other?
The Flintstones: How does Barney’s shirt stay on if he has no shoulders? Where do Fred and Wilma plug in their TV?

Worst Behavior
The Brady Bunch: The Brady children once made Alice feel under-appreciated.

The Bradys: Marcia’s son Mickey watches Bobby’s car-crash tape for fun.
Married…With Children: The Bundy’s kill their neighbor’s dog.
Thirtysomething: Elliot has an affair and talks about it.
The Flintstones: Characters don’t wear under-clothes.

Best Reason To Watch
The Brady Bunch: This is what life should be.
The Bradys: They’re all grown-ups now!
Married…With Children: Terry Rakolta hates it.
Thirtysomething (Tie) This is your life. This isn’t your life.
The Flintstones: This is what life might have been.

Best Reason Not To Watch
The Brady Bunch: Blurred vision from rerun overdoses.
The Bradys: You’re all grown-ups now.
Married…With Children: She has a point.
Thirtysomething: After a while, you think it’s real.
The Flintstones: The Simpsons

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